baby, stick on me

pigsflywithme:

averyboringtumblr:

nicoala:

br0mi0ne:

jackbarakatistoogaytofunction:

fakesandlies:

isaysexualthingsaboutgerard:

redwithyourblame:

soullessiseverywhere:

damnthosewizardcops-:

syneazthesia:

iamadori:

mutini:

8r8k:

jareklloyd:

I work as a doctor who eventually gets put in a trap and have to saw my foot off but i get out in the end and end up helping the person i told has cancer??????????

fuck yes i love lawrence.

Same movie as ^

but instead I choose karkat adam

so i am a PI or something

oh god attack girls’ swim team versus the undead

I WORK AS A TEENAGER GIRL WHO WAS TRAINED TO KILL UNDERWATER SINCE VERY YOUNG AND CAN ALSO SHOOT VAGBEAMS AND IS TRYING TO LEAD A NORMAL LIFE AFTER BEING ABUSED FOR YEARS

oh

I am a Viking who learns how to ride a dragon instead of killing it? Sounds good to me.

Brb I gotta take some ring to Mordor.

I am now an orphan who is taken in by a loveable rogue and must pick pockets to earn a living

Righto /skips off singing Oliver songs

 lol don’t mind me just gonna destroy the Matrix

YOU GUYS, DON’T JUDGE ME,

BUT I’M AN ALIEN FROM THE PLANET LORIEN AND THERE WERE 9 OF US ON EARTH BUT NOW THERE ARE ONLY SIX, AND I AM NUMBER FOUR

cool, I’m gonna invent a social networking site and become a billionaire….

rich girl in high school who always gets her way and is spoiled rotten… awesome

i become the cheff of an mode magazin

i go around in a dress when i am dead to some guy in the middle of the night and time travel and shit and then eventually go back home to virginia after i drove all the way out to wherever the movie was set.

brb going deeper

I’m going off to Mogadishu to be shot and blown up by skinny Somali militia. 

Sounds like fun…? 

 BRB, off to go plot in my awesome underground mase with my minions.

I’m getting married to Mr. Darcy.  Fuck yeah.

(Source: astroextensionist, via moriarty-got-the-death-note)